Sucralose (trade name Splenda) is marketed as an artificial sweetener that tastes like sugar, instead of tasting like fake sugar. It’s chemically similar to sugar, and is supposed to not have the bitter taste of fake sugar. It sounds like the perfect artificial sweetener.

Unfortunately, it’s almost utterly impossible to find products made with sucralose.

Sure, there’s tons of shit that emblazons itself with the claim “Made with Splenda!”

But they’re not made with Splenda.

They’re made with Splenda plus fake sugar.

WHICH DEFEATS THE WHOLE FUCKING PURPOSE