My dad does me proud.
- Phone: <riiiiiiing>
- Marti: <answers> Hello?
- Caller: <heavy breathing>
- Marti: Who /is/ this?
- Caller: <heavy breathing>
- Marti: <hangs up> <is freaked out>
- * * * * *
- Phone: <riiiiiiing>
- Dad: <answers> Hello?
- Caller: <burp.>
- Dad: That was real intelligent.
- Caller: <silence>
- Dad: <**B E L C H**>
- Me: <dies><iz ded>
- Caller: <silence>
- Dad: I'm working on a fart now.
- Caller: <silence>
- Dad: <fartsound>
- Caller: <click>
- He never called back.
- * * * * *
- Me: How do you /do/ that?
- Dad: <**B E L C H**>
