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January 27, 2010

Adventures in Home Theater

I went out and bought a stereo receiver today.

In this case, ‘receiver’ means, ‘amplifier, tuner, and switcher.’ It’s the box you plug your audio sources into, amplifies the audio and sends it out ot speakers, and has a built-in AM/FM tuner.

This one was a Sony brand. It cost about $165. I was considering a slightly cheaper one for $150 (also a Sony) but I decided on the upgrade since it was only $15 more, and the better one had support for 5.1. 5.1 being a fancy term for ‘surround sound’. (The 5 refers to the 5 ‘surround’ speakers — left/right/center in the front, and left/right in the rear — the 1 refers to the single subwoofer.) I’m not even set up for surround at the moment — I only have the standard 2 speakers connected, but it gives me the ability to upgrade later.

Right now I have my DVD player (which doubles as a CD player) and XBox (which doubles as a media center) connected up. The trick was getting everything working together smoothly.

First was to get both the XBox and DVD player connected to the television. Since I have an older TV that doesn’t have ‘Line’ inputs, only the old coax-style connection, I needed an adapter box to plug in the RCA-plug line inputs that everything uses nowadays. Simple enough device, it takes the line inputs in one end, and a coax on the other end, and the coax goes into the TV, which you tune to channel 4.

It also has a coax input, which you plug your antenna or cable TV input into. The box turns on automatically when the connected device (DVD player or whatever) is turned on. So you can go between watching your cable TV and your DVD player without having to manually switch anything — you just turn on the DVD and the adapter kicks in. This feature is important for another reason…

The adapter box only has inputs for one device. So in order to connect both the DVD and the XBox to the TV, I needed either a switchbox or another adapter box. The adapter box turned out to be cheaper (if I had more than 2 devices the switch would have been cheaper), and it had the advantage of being automatic, unlike the switch. So I plugged the DVD into one box, the XBox into the other, and daisy-chained them together by plugging the coax output from one into the coax input of the other. This way, when I turn on either device the appropriate adapter automatically comes on. (If I turn both on, one will override the other.) If both are off, I could watch cable TV normally, if I had cable.

Now that the video side of things is set up, I could tackle the audio.

I’ll start with the XBox, since it’s a little more complicated. I want to be able to run the XBox with audio running to both the stereo and TV (so I could, say, use the XBox without having to turn on the stereo too). So I split the audio signals so that one set of cables went to the adapter box (and ultimately to the TV), and another went to the stereo.

The XBox has Media Center abilities as well. (Not the greatest in the world, but passable.) It has USB ports, and can play music off of a removable device, so I took a large external hard drive that I had lying around disused, dumped my entire music collection onto it, and plugged it into the XBox.

Now I can turn on the XBox, select the music I want, then turn off the TV and just let it play through the stereo. Or I could just turn on the XBox and TV to play a game or something, without turning on the stereo.

Now for the DVD player. I faced a similar issue with the setup — I wanted to be able to turn on the DVD and TV to play a video without involving the stereo, or turn on the DVD and stereo and play a CD without involving the TV. This turned out to be simpler than the XBox, as the DVD player has a second audio output — a digital output — so there was no need to use a splitter. I could simply plug the analog outputs into the adapter for the TV, and the digital output into the stereo. Now I can use the DVD player with either the stereo or TV, independent of the other.

The final part is the part I’m still struggling with — getting it all working without a army of remote controls.

The XBox doesn’t come with a remote at all, though it’s capable of using one. Microsoft expects you to buy one separately — theirs, of course. However, any number of universal remotes can control the XBox. Finding one that does a good job of it is the trick.

The first one I tried — a cell-phone style flip-open remote that I had been using for the TV for some time now — had a code listed for the XBox, but it didn’t work. I suspect it was for the original XBox, while the 360 (which is what I have) requires a different one. However, by using a code search, I was able to find a code that could control the 360 — an unlisted code at that; the code I found isn’t on the list of codes anywhere, for any device.

This remote had two issues. First was the usual problem with universal remotes: Since every remote has a slightly different set of functions, a universal will almost always (a) be missing some functions, or (b) have functions labelled in a less than meaningful way.

For example, programming this remote to control the stereo results in the ‘obvious’ functions, such as volume control, working as expected. It has other functions that work but are labelled in a somewhat non-intuitive way, for example the radio tuning function are assigned to the next/previous chapter buttons (intended for DVDs) — a reasonably sensible choice, given the options.

However, some essential functions are assigned completely arbitrarily, such as the input selection being controlled by the number buttons; 1 for CD, 3 for radio, 4 for DVD, and suchlike. This is the result of the universal remote having to support the ‘lowest common denominator’ of functionality. It can’t have individual buttons dedicated to input sources (as the original stereo remote has); there are just too many possibilities. So the functions have to be stuffed into whatever pigeon-holes are available.

The second issue is more specific to this particular remote. It’s designed to be compact, so it has fewer buttons on it. To access most of the possible functions on any given device, it has a ‘shift’ key which, when active, changes the meanings of many of the buttons on the remote. It has, for instance, a set of Channel Up/Down and Volume Up/Down buttons, arranged in a directional-pad. When the shift key is active, these buttons become selection buttons for things like DVD menus, moving the on-screen selection up, down, left or right. This multiple-mode setup makes the remote less intuitive to use.

This remote has other screwball assignments as well. It has no Next/Prev track button, for, say, jumping back and forth between chapters on a video, or tracks on a CD. So the answer to that was for Next/Prev track to be assigned to Shift+Play and Shift+Stop. Very unintuitive for someone that’s used to a CD player, and trying to use the DVD player as such.

While I can deal with this issue with the DVD player by simply using the original DVD remote, I can’t do so with the XBox, because it has no original remote. So I bought another universal remote, hoping for something that worked better.

The second one was better, somewhat. It had more obviously-labelled buttons. However, it still had the “shift key” style setup that the previous remote had, at least for the Channel/Volume/Selection buttons. To use the selection buttons, you first had to press either the “Guide” or “Menu” button, and the remote would change modes. Unfortunately, pressing Guide or Menu in itself will activate a function on the remote, sometimes undesired. Pressing Menu for example will bring up the XBox menu, which is not what you want if all you’re trying to do is activate the selection buttons for the screen you’re already at.

So I tried another remote. This one has both dedicated volume/channel and selection keys, so you doesn’t have to switch modes to switch from one to another. It also seems to control most of the important functions on the XBox. However, it has one glaring omission: there are no buttons for skipping to the next or previous track! This makes it impossible to change music tracks without turning the TV on and selecting a track from the on-screen interface.

So overall, the setup is working pretty well, except that I’m still on the hunt for a remote that satisfactorily controls the XBox.

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July 24, 2009

Homemade Diet Soda

Kool-Aid + Splenda + Seltzer water = Not bad!

I think I should call it SplendAid!

The exact measurements I used (on this batch) were:

  • 2 packets of Kool-Aid
  • 2 1/4 cups of Splenda
  • 2 quarts water
  • 1 quart seltzer water

This yields a lightly-carbonated soda. it is a bit more concentrated than ‘standard’ Kool-Aid, and slightly sweeter (to offset the bitterness of the carbonation). For reference, Kool-Aid made ‘by the book’ would call for 4 quarts of water and 2 cups of sugar (or Splenda) to make 2 packets worth.

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June 29, 2009

Today’s Music Acquisitions

  • David Gilmour
  • About Face - David Gilmour
  • On An Island - David Gilmour
  • Amused to Death - Roger Waters
  • La Luna - Sarah Brightman

(via Rasputin)

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May 4, 2009

Unified Agenda

To Do

  • Find a dentist
  • Figure out what time I want to go to Weight Watchers and do it
  • Clean room
  • Clean bathroom
  • Clean garage
  • Therapist homework
  • Take truck to AAA for inspection
  • Call in Rx refills

Shopping

  • Shower brush

Projects

  • Fix Truck
  • Build a small workbench for garage
  • Look for a car that I don’t despise

Truck issues

  • Rear axle seal? (Big O claimed this when I got my brakes done)
  • Accessory drive belt?? (Ditto)
  • Oil change
  • Air filter
  • Install plate lights
  • Put the spare tire back in its slot

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April 27, 2009

More Music Acquisitions

  • Metallica - Master of Puppets
  • Metallica - S&M
  • Pink Floyd - A Saucerful of Secrets

via Rasputin

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Today’s Music Acquisitions

“Bonus” studio tracks from Alan Parsons - The Very Best Live (I didn’t buy the live part, just the studio tracks)

  • When
  • Take the Money and Run
  • You’re the Voice

Other miscellaneous Alan Parsons tracks

  • The Naked Robot
  • Antarctica

And two other individual tracks

  • Ozzy Ozbourne - Crazy Train
  • 3 Doors Down - When I’m Gone

All via Amazon MP3

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April 22, 2009
Clown Bike

This has been my ‘car’ for the last 2 days. Hopefully the car will be out of the shop today. They ‘guaranteed’ that if I left it overnight last night it’ll be ready first thing this morning. If not, all hell is going to break loose.

I got a new mirror, this one is just barely long enough to be useful, unlike the last one I tried. It also has regular metal mounting hardware, so if I need to extend the arm, I probably can with $2 worth of hardware from Home Depot.

The front gears need adjustment. I tried yesterday, but it still won’t shift into third while I’m riding. (Even though I had it shifting while I was working on it.) I think I finally cured it of shifting into neutral when shifting between first and second.

Specs:


21-speed (3x7) Schwinn Hybrid
Aluminium rims
Trigger shifters

The equipment currently on the bike:


Headlight
Taillight (back of seat post)
Rack (came with bike) and basket (bolted to rack)
Clown horn
Mirror
Fatass seat
Quick release on the front wheel and seat post
Master 5’ cable lock

I’m not in the habit of naming my possessions, but if I were, she’d be named Bozo.

Clown Bike

This has been my ‘car’ for the last 2 days. Hopefully the car will be out of the shop today. They ‘guaranteed’ that if I left it overnight last night it’ll be ready first thing this morning. If not, all hell is going to break loose.

I got a new mirror, this one is just barely long enough to be useful, unlike the last one I tried. It also has regular metal mounting hardware, so if I need to extend the arm, I probably can with $2 worth of hardware from Home Depot.

The front gears need adjustment. I tried yesterday, but it still won’t shift into third while I’m riding. (Even though I had it shifting while I was working on it.) I think I finally cured it of shifting into neutral when shifting between first and second.

Specs:

  • 21-speed (3x7) Schwinn Hybrid
  • Aluminium rims
  • Trigger shifters

The equipment currently on the bike:

  • Headlight
  • Taillight (back of seat post)
  • Rack (came with bike) and basket (bolted to rack)
  • Clown horn
  • Mirror
  • Fatass seat
  • Quick release on the front wheel and seat post
  • Master 5’ cable lock

I’m not in the habit of naming my possessions, but if I were, she’d be named Bozo.

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April 20, 2009

YACF

So I knew I had to take the truck in today, and knew there was a good chance it would be there all day or overnight. So this week I bought a bike. I’d post a picture but that would involve hiking upstairs, and I’ve already dealt with enough bullshit for one day. The bike cost $260 at Costco.

Of course, with the bike has to come the inevitable accessories. First I went to OSH, but they didn’t have the exact supplies I wanted, so I went to Big 5. They didn’t have the exact supplies I wanted either, but I bought a light, pump, and patchkit since they had them. Finally I tried Longs, but it appears that they no longer stock any bike accessories. I did however get a big white plastic basket to mount onto the rack on the bike, though the hardware would have to come later. So after all this, I have yet to even get a bloody lock.

The light was a nice light, though. It had two sets of bulbs: a regular bulb, plus a pair of LEDs, so if you blow the bulb, you’ve still got LEDs that last just about forever.

That’s all in the past.

On the way upstairs, before even getting a chance to use it, I drop it, and it falls apart. But the fall didn’t kill it, it just bent some of the contacts so the LEDs didn’t work, though the regular bulb still did. I fiddle with the contacts for a bit, and lo and behold, the LEDs work again. But the contacts aren’t quite straight, so being the anal retent that I am I reach in with a pair of pliers to straighten them out. Unfortunately, the pliers turn out to be conductive, and I short something out that blows up the electronics, so now it doesn’t work at all.

This is the time that I start to say, “Why do I even bother?”

This is all in the previous week. So today, in preparation, I stop off at Home Depot to get whatever supplies I can. They don’t have bike accessories, but I get a regular cable lock (which I’ve decided I like better anyway; I was going to get the ‘horseshoe’ type), 4 metal brackets to mount the basket, and two bolts and two wingnuts to go with the brackets.

Those of you that are better at math than I know what’s coming.

I get home and discover that, oh, I need 4 bolts and nuts to mount the basket. And did I mention that I got metric nuts and bolts? That’s all I could find! None of the imperial hardware was the type I needed, or if it was I couldn’t find it. Nevertheless, I half-ass the basket in place, and head to my first doctor’s appointment of the day.

Afterwards, I go to drop off the truck. I take the bike and ride back to OSH and get some more essential supplies: Helmet, light (again), mirror, and fatass bike seat. I also get the missing hardware for the basket. And by ‘missing’, I mean I got a whole new set since, of course, OSH doesn’t have the metric parts I got before. (And I just know that if I mixed metric and imperial I’d get hopelessly confused the next time I had to take the basket off and put it back on again.)

Then I go to KFC for lunch. I popped the front wheel off the bike so I could lock it up next to the rear wheel. (I’m a bit paranoid about my brand new bike.) Afterwards I put it back together and ride to the bus stop. Then suddenly I realize that my front wheel don’t turn smoothly. At first glance it looks like the brakes are maladjusted. It’s a quick adjustment except, oh, look at that, almost all bike shit is metric (Made In Japan), and I don’t have any metric bits. So I rush back to OSH, front break disconnected (and hoping and preying that I don’t kill myself), get a set of allen wrenches, and rush back just in time to catch the bus.

When I get off at Concord BART, I spend a full hour fucking with the brakes. It seems like no adjustment I make solves the problem. Finally realization dawns on me. It’s not the brakes that are screwed up, it’s the wheel.

The lawyers broke it.

You see, there’s a little thing on bikes called “lawyer tabs”, where the wheel connects to the fork. This makes it a little harder for the wheel to come off if you don’t know how to screw it on properly. Unfortunately it also makes it a little harder for the wheel to come off if you do know how to screw it on properly. So because of all this, I had to loosen the quick-release mechanism to get the wheel out, and I (pardon the expression) screwed it up. So the wheel wasn’t centered. So once I figured this out, I had to not only re-adjust the wheel, but I had to re-re-adjust the brakes that I screwed up thinking that the brakes were screwed up.

Finally, all this shit taken care of, it’s almost time to ride down the street to my second doctor’s appointment of the day. I’ve got about 10 minutes to get there, which is plenty of time by bike, it’s an easy trip. So the obvious thing happened: I got a flat.

This is the time that I start to say, “Why do I even bother?” (With what? With Anything!)

The air is leaking out too fast to pump it back in and ride it out, so I have to pull the damn thing off and fix it. Naturally it’s the back wheel, which is a pain in the ass to get off, what with the gear and chain to maneuver around, and it doesn’t have a quick-release. (Thank god I had the foresight to buy a wrench.) So I pull the wheel, patch the flat (thank god I had the foresight to buy a patch kit), pump it back up (thank god I had the foresight to buy a pump…), and listen to see if it’s leaking. Naturally, it is. Again, realization dawns on me.

I don’t have a flat.

I have three flats.

Three tiny holes right in the same general area. I have no clue what caused it, but it came in a cluster. So I patch the other two holes, using the last of my patches, pump it back up, and put it all together again. Thankfully this time it holds. I ride on down the street to my appointment, not too horribly late.

It’s around this time I hear from the shop, saying that they found the problem, and will have to keep it overnight, and put the new parts in in the morning. So I have to take the bus home, since it’s too far to bike. This involves 40 minutes of waiting, since our local bus system has been gutted from ‘mostly useless’ to ‘mind-blowingly worthless.’ But I make it home, without incident (or flats).

I feel so helpless. I lived like this most of my life, limping along on a bike and a near-useless public transit system, but having had a car for the last 2 years let me forget the horrors of pedestrianship. Today those horrors came flooding back.

But the really depressing part is, after all the money I’ve sunk into bike and parts, I’ve almost spent enough money to get another car.

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April 7, 2009

Unified Agenda

To Do

  • Doctor’s appointment Tuesday
  • Wood Shop Tuesday
  • Take the truck in to get smogged
  • Find a dentist
  • More blood work [DONE]
  • Figure out what time I want to go to Weight Watchers and do it
  • Call EAP about further therapy
  • Taxes [DONE]
  • Clean room
  • Clean truck [DONE]

Shopping

  • Hard drive enclosures
  • Lawn chairs and tables for back and front

Projects

  • Fix Truck
  • Look for a car that I don’t despise

Truck issues

  • Fuel line leak
  • Rear axle seal? (Big O claimed this when I got my brakes done)
  • Accessory drive belt?? (Ditto)
  • Air filter
  • Install plate lights
  • Put the spare tire back in its slot

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April 6, 2009

Unified Agenda

To Do

  • Doctor’s appointment Monday [DONE]
  • Wood Shop Tuesday
  • Take the truck in to get smogged
  • Find a dentist
  • More blood work
  • Figure out what time I want to go to Weight Watchers and do it
  • Call EAP about further therapy
  • Taxes [DONE]
  • Clean room
  • Clean truck

Shopping

  • Hard drive enclosures
  • Lawn chairs and tables for back and front

Projects

  • Fix Truck
  • Look for a car that I don’t despise

Truck issues

  • Fuel line leak
  • Rear axle seal? (Big O claimed this when I got my brakes done)
  • Accessory drive belt?? (Ditto)
  • Air filter
  • Install plate lights
  • Put the spare tire back in its slot

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