Posts tagged with: stuff
March 6, 2009

The Binary Rating Scale, desribed

Since I’m too simpleminded to describe anything to better precision, I rate pretty much everything using the Binary Scale. Basically, it’s a scale from zero to one, integral.

To my amusement, it confuses people that aren’t familiar with it when I say of something, “I give it a one.” It usually confuses them even further when I explain that it’s one “out of one.”

Sometimes though, even for me, the binary scale proves inadequate. In those cases I use the “Extended” Binary Scale.

If something is not good enough for me to honestly give it a one, yet not bad enough to condemn it with a zero, I just give it a .5 and forget about it.

Likewise, if something is so extraordinarily good that a 1 doesn’t give it justice, I’ll give it 2. And if it’s so utterly without merit that it’s an insult even to 0, I’ll give it a -1.

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March 3, 2009
The poor are not just living off the crumbs from the rich man’s table, they are being asked to put the crumbs back.
— David Bryer, Oxfam
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February 13, 2009

My dad does me proud.

  • Phone: <riiiiiiing>
  • Marti: <answers> Hello?
  • Caller: <heavy breathing>
  • Marti: Who /is/ this?
  • Caller: <heavy breathing>
  • Marti: <hangs up> <is freaked out>
  • * * * * *
  • Phone: <riiiiiiing>
  • Dad: <answers> Hello?
  • Caller: <burp.>
  • Dad: That was real intelligent.
  • Caller: <silence>
  • Dad: <**B E L C H**>
  • Me: <dies><iz ded>
  • Caller: <silence>
  • Dad: I'm working on a fart now.
  • Caller: <silence>
  • Dad: <fartsound>
  • Caller: <click>
  • He never called back.
  • * * * * *
  • Me: How do you /do/ that?
  • Dad: <**B E L C H**>
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January 23, 2009
You can say anything you want on the radio. Once.
— Ronn Owens, on the F-bomb
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Spelling fail

Apparently it’s called a carabiner, and not a carabinder as I originally thought.

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January 18, 2009

More Software

How could I have forgotten Vim on my Software I Can’t Live Without page? (Warning: Unix text editor, and strictly for the most hardcore users)

Also added iTunes, Exact Audio Copy, 7-Zip, AVG, OpenOffice, and Perl. Even though some of these aren’t quite in the category “can’t live without,” sooner or later they get installed when I need them for something.

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Nate! You’re here [checks] 20 minutes earlier than you usually are!
— 

One of my classmates back in high school upon coming in and seeing me there 5 minutes early.

I got an A in that class.

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January 13, 2009
This sounds like the sort of thing I would do.

(From XKCD)

This sounds like the sort of thing I would do.

(From XKCD)

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January 11, 2009
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
— J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger … And it is also said … Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
— J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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